We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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