Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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