we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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