ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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