i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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