A little boy walked by his parents room one night, looked through the keyhole, and said "and that bitch tells me to stop sucking my thumb!"
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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