I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
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