Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
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