I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
You can't just leave with hair like that
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
he just fucked me for my cheese..
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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