Having a random hookup so left but love u
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Your cock deserves a montage
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
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