One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Randomize
