i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
My life is pants optional.
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