You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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