do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
Randomize
