Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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