Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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