Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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