She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
Randomize
