I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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