Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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