they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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