I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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