Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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