Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
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