shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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