Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
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