at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
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