I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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