I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
Shame - the story of my life.
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