is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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