ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
i came on her dog
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
I'm experimenting with sincerity
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