i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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