there was a trapeze. enough said
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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