quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Jon just got arrested by the quesadilla police
What?!?
What I actually meant, is I had a quesadilla, and Jon got arrested by the real police
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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