I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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