what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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