This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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