We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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