I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Did you just see the Batmobile???
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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