I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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