Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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