Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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