oh fat girl friday strikes again...
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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