i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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