yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
she smelled like a LAN party
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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