Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
Randomize
