is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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