i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
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