just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
Ladies don't puke and tell
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
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