Define "chronic" masturbator.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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